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Police Officer in Bed | Jokes of the day (63797)

What happens when a police officer gets into bed?He becomes an undercover cop. <!-- /* 2019/06/19 - ekspreiment sa samo AUTOADS --> Joke of the...

Joke for Monday, 25 December 2023 from site Jokes of The Day

Multi-colored lights are the Crocs of Christmas lights.Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of...

He Knows | Jokes of the day (63795)

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and...

Winter is here! Collection of 76 Winter Jokes

1. Why did the snowman hold up his arms?He was told to freeze. 2. What did the black ice ask the car?Wanna go...

Who Needs A Parachute | Jokes of the day (63791)

You do not need a parachute to go skydiving...You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Why makes this Joke funny? The humor in this...

Joke for Thursday, 21 December 2023 from site A joke a day

Question: How much should I spend on a really good bottle of wine? Half an hour?Twenty minutes? Why makes this Joke funny? The humor in...

107 Funny Christmas Jokes and Puns 2023

Christmas jokes and puns from 2023, although some older jokes might slip through If these 107 Christmas jokes is not enough for you,...

Joke for Wednesday, 20 December 2023 from site A joke a day

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's...

Joke for Thursday, 14 December 2023 from site A joke a day

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims,...

Monster Under My Bed | Jokes of the day (63783)

Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!" Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster...

Pain Relief | Jokes of the day (63781)

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...Just like the bottle says. <!-- /* 2019/06/19 -...

Joke for Tuesday, 12 December 2023 from site Jokes of The Day

Do you have a Band-Aid? I have hurt myself while falling for you. You better direct that beauty elsewhere because you drive...

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