I made a lamb curry last night…
Apparently they prefer grass!
Someone stole all my lamps you’d think I’d be upset…
but I’m actually delighted.
I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week…
I just can’t see myself wearing it!
My Dad always said it was rude to point…
Great man, rubbish bricklayer!
Does anyone know a good towel joke?
I really like dry humor.
I went into the office early one morning and switched the M and N keys on everyone’s keyboard. Some people will say I’m a monster
The others will say nomster.
I was dating a girl named Ruth but I broke up with her.
Why makes this Joke funny?
“I made a lamb curry last night…
This joke plays on the dual meaning of the word “lamb.” In one sense, it refers to the meat used in curry, but it also refers to the animal, which naturally prefers grass. The humor comes from the unexpected shift from the culinary context to the natural behavior of the animal.
“Someone stole all my lamps you`d think I`d be upset…
This joke uses a play on words with “delighted.” In one sense, it means to be pleased, but in the context of lamps (which provide light), it humorously means being without light.
“I`m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week…
This joke plays on the purpose of camouflage, which is to make something hard to see. The phrase “can`t see myself wearing it” is a common expression for not envisioning oneself in a particular style, but here it humorously refers to the literal visibility of the jacket.
“My Dad always said it was rude to point…
The humor here lies in the double meaning of “point.” While it initially seems to refer to the gesture of pointing with a finger, it`s revealed to be about pointing in bricklaying (the process of applying mortar).
“Does anyone know a good towel joke… :
This is a play on “dry humor,” a type of subtle, often ironic humor. “Dry” is also a characteristic of towels, creating a pun.
“I went into the office early one morning and switched the M and N…”
This joke is based on how the swapping of the M and N keys would affect the word “monster,” turning it into “nomster.” The humor is in the absurdity of the prank and its impact on language.
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